Saturday, May 31, 2008
i woke up in the morning, and as soon as i open my eyes i could see rain outside my window. its so cool and its so nice to hear the rain pouring down.. its sucha beautiful saturday.i rolled my body to the other side of my room. and
it was CHAOS.
i got up, showered, ate my brunch, and started with my cleaning. i foresee im gonna be cleaning the whole day cos it has been 2 hours now i'm not even half done.
i've collected ALL my dirty laundries and tried stuffing em in the laundry bag first before washing.
and this is the result:
serves you right you lazy biatch. help me with my laundry, anyone? I HATE TO DO LAUNDRY SO SO SO MUCH. ITS MY NO.1 ENEMY.
well im gonna continue cleaning for now. and i bet im gonna sleep later. and i'll be meeting my girls! i miss you you you you and you.
smiled at 1:24 PM
shopped today. for all my make up stuffs. i was excited. not anymore. cos i jus swiped my card and im feelin itttttt. ouch.
and i havent even started on my clothes, bags and shoes yet. shit.
i think i have the dirtiest, messiest, most disgusting girl's room ever. im lying down on my bed and right now, when i turn my head, i could see:
my hamster cage on my swivel chair.
his kuaci on my study table.
some dust on my tv.
used tissues on my dressing table.
jeans i jus worn in the middle of the carpet.
earrings on the floor.
cupboard wide opened with unfolded clothes inside.
some dirty clothes on the sofa.
damnnnnnnn. i need major domestic help.
i'm officially disgusting.
oh well. the truth hurts.
smiled at 1:11 AM
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
countdown. 2 hours more to go and it'll be 28th May 2008!!!!!!!PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY.
i cant wait to shop shop shop shop till i drop.
im gonna do my hair. manicure. pedicure. i wanna buy make up. liquid foundation. LOTS of eyeshadows. blusher. lip gloss. eyeliner. mascara. WOWWWWWW. i'm smiling sooooo widely while im typing. LOTS of tops, bottoms and DRESSES. shoees shoees. omg shoes. and BAGSSSSSSS. some earrings some bangles. OMG OMG OMG OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
OKAY SHOPPING ASIDE. I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE CRYING.
i was holding Irfan and the laptop was in front of me. and in a blink of an eye Irfan whacked the keyboard. he grabbed a few letters and pulled it. now.......... its broken. IRANNNNNNNNNNNNN IM SO MAD AT YOUUUU. BUT I LOVE YOU.
so yeah. i have a broken keyboard now................. and my laptop is only a month old. :'(
everyone's going somewhere. a trip to somewhere. even if its near its still somewhere. maria went to bali. sawah's going to johor dis weekend. khai's going to bangkok soon. dearest serene's going to tioman. rosalina's going to? rot at home. thank you.
i went home with maria jusnow. i laughed so hard my tummy hurts till now. i think tat was my hardest laugh of the century. i literally laughed and banged the train door at the same time. kirekan mcm tak tahan sangat sangat la tu. maria never fails to amuse me. its as simple as showing me her all time favourite heart shaped face.
kau sek ah maria.
smiled at 9:56 PM
Sunday, May 25, 2008
ITS 3.04am. IM SO SLEEPY. QUICK UPDATE.i went to my friend's 21st birthday party jusnow.. which was at her house.. food was YUMMMM. her samosa is to die for. i could starve myself for 2 days to eat 20 of it at one go. ok bedek.
salwah remembered about an hour later that she forgot to suck the som som out of the tulang. and she was pissed. how cute is dat.
after dat we both met up with maria n raihani at buddy hoagies. and maria gave us the souvenir she bought from bali. i told her to buy me a surfboard but she degil. so she bought us each a bangle. and i really love it. kirekan boleh jadi 'friendship band' ah ni?
here it is! thanks Meraung. i really love it!
pardon the face. im so god damn sleepy so chao!
smiled at 3:04 AM
Thursday, May 22, 2008
i think i've been abandoning my blog.. i better not. alaaa sayang die. lets blog about something.lets blog about fat girls.
yeah. not a new topic coming out from me. hahaha. thats all i have in my mind right now.
i saw a few vlogs on youtube. there are TONNES of girls taking a video of themselves and complaining about how fat they are. some of the videos are inspirational. cos they took a vid when they were fat.. and if you check their recent vids, they've shrinked like nobody's business. DAMN. i wonder if i would ever get to see myself shrink.
some of the vids are jus ridiculous. can sense they are actually fishing out for comments. praises of course. their body looked just fine and they'll be pinching some parts of their body and go "omg... look at this.. im so fat.. im so fat.. i'm so ugly im so fat" but then later part of the vid they'll show some pretty pictures of themselves and then ask "am i fat?"
alamak. nak sangat fat. kasi my fats baru tau.
hmm. its freaking 1.40am and im still online. memang mintak kene bedal.
to people whom i realise have been reading my blog quietly, IM REFERRING TO YOU RIGHT NOW. IM STILL UP FOR BLADINGGGGGGGGG. I WANT TO KILL YOU GIRLS FOR NOT HOLLA-ING BACK AT ME. dont make me vlog about how depress i am about not getting to blade ok. hahaha.
i miss snow. i miss neng. i miss nimmie. i miss honey. i miss blue. i love fido!
i miss having so many animals in my house. my cousin ever said "are you trying to turn your house to a zoo or sumthin?" :( she can no longer say that.. im only left with fido now.. :(
smiled at 1:26 AM
Monday, May 19, 2008
selamat tahon baru.19th of May 2008. its MARIA'S 20th birthday!
Happy Birthday Maria aka Meraung, Marinate, Merempat, Merosak, Marriot, Mersing, Merana, Moron, Merasok, Merepek, Morning, Motor. I miss youuuu laaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Its sad you're not here in singapore for us to celebrate your birthday with you. But im happy dat you are old now. OH WELL~~
i love you maria. since day 1 we've been friends, (which was when we were in Primary 3 and you were wearing a batch marked 'baby spice'), you've never failed to brighten up my days. what will i be without you maria? most prolly a minah squatting at the void deck smoking ciggies and spitting on the floor.(till theres a pool of it).
thinking back, i'm sure a lot of beatiful things in my life would not have happened without you around. like those naughty primary school days when we climbed the hill full of dogs. you were the mastermind. secondary school days when we were so called dancers. you were the mastermind. choregrapher pulak tu. and got Top 10 in north zone pulak tu.. whoahhh cheyy. MARIA SEHH.
i love you maria. have a safe trip to bali. come back safely. and we'll partyy!
p/s: jangan lupa surfboard yang aku kirim. kaki dah gatal nak surf ni.
dis is a short clip specially for you. i hope you'll go online while you're there!
smiled at 1:29 PM
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
haven't been blogging for quite awhile. ive been wanting to blog about at least SOMETHING. but really, there has been nothing exciting or interesting to blog about. therefore. blog was abandoned for quite awhile.but today, marks a day, where it shows how ignorant i am.
i woke up this morning feeling alright. went to bathe. sang some songs in the shower, put on some make up, danced to the songs on the radio. then i remembered to give some food to my hamsters. so i opened up the kuaci container, opened my hamster cage, and poured a generous amount to the plate.
but something was different. usually Honey will come running to me.. but this time.. only Fido did. and in my heart i was like "no... dun tell me my greatest fear is happening right now.."
i opened up the cage.. and i saw.. a ball of fur.. JUST a ball of fur.. with the two hind legs... facing upwards..
yes.. there was no head.. and both front legs were gone too....
i screamed..... i called for mom.. and asked her to check if it was really my baby.. and she said.. "a'ah... ini dia la...kesian.."
wow... that was when i brokedown...
ohmygod.. what sort of an owner am i? i didnt even know when my baby fell sick.. when she needed help and medication..and when she died.. i only knew it when all that was left was a ball of fur with two feet.
goodness..... i'm so sorry my Honey.. i am so so sorry.. please dont hate me... i am very sure you are in a better place now.. rest in peace my baby.. i will always love you...
smiled at 10:41 PM
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Farid aka tulip was on tv. whoah officially a celebrity kapa. WEEEWEEEEEEET.I watched a few video clips and all the girls in the clips are hot. this is really pissing me off. WHY AM I NOT HOT?
but its okay.
lets jus discuss on the things i can and i should do to myself:
HAIR? NAK PERM.... NAK HOT CURLS. alaaa cb lah. for sure it'll suck.
MAKE UP? hari hari tebal dah mcm cat muka nak discuss apa lagi.
CLOTHES? whoah almost every week i shop for clothes. doi have to be as rich as paris hilton or whattt. the hell.
WEIGHT? damn la forget it. I have to pay like 150 bucks every month for yoga and i dun haf the determination to go. shits.
oh, btw salwah told me she heard on the radio Leona Lewis saying this:
"I love my curves so Im not gonna lose it for nobody"
WHOAAH. this makes me wanna go for an all you can eat buffet!
so..... i guess theres no solution to my tak-hot problem? haiya.
smiled at 9:26 PM
Monday, May 5, 2008
jus reach home from meeting girlfriends. tried calling faezah. but couldnt get her. si faezah ni memang mintak kene bedal. so it was only nini, maria, salwah and me.chilled at starbucks. jus sat and talked cock. saw a cute guy. i told the girls dat i think that the guy's cute. and they totally 'eeeeeeeeeeed' at me. they say i have bad taste. they say he looks like a dinosaur. WAT THE HECK. haha. and then they totally overreacted. they wanted to throw my number at him (there was tis incident an old pakcik threw his number at me in the train so it became an evergreen joke). WAT THE HECK again. in the end, he obviously was interested in maria. cos he kept looking at her. padan muka maria. pandai pandai cakap orang mcm dinosaur.
we were so tired. so we took a cab home. and the cab driver was one hell of a driver! we couldnt stop laughing in the cab. cos this apek was horning whenever he wished to. the first time he horned we were like "eh? die horn apa eh?" there wasnt any car in sight. and after a few horns,we knew it for sure. apek gila.
he on high beam. then he switch it on and off on and off. for nuts siak? kirekan apek fierce lah ni?
and when we direct him, "uncle turn left ah" then he'll say "okay turn right ah".. whenever he make a turn. it was more like a drift. aisehman apek young and dangerous.
for the first time in our lives, we were wearing seatbelts eventhough we were at the back seat. si maria dah chanting "bismillahirahmannirahim". ahahhahaha. apek apek~~
nak blog apa pon tak tau. i look forward to salwah's ayam masak merah tomorrow.
OI KORANG. SALWAH MARIA FAEZAH NINI LANEY FARAH SEMOT CITRA NELL KE PEROMPAN PEROMPAN MANA MANA YANG TENGAH BACA. NAK PEGI BLADING SAMA SAMA? KIREKAN AKU SEKARANG SPORTS ORGANIZER. IM A SPORTSWOMAN. SO HOLLA BACK AT ME. CHAO.
smiled at 11:30 PM
Sunday, May 4, 2008
ok enough with the depressing entry. im gonna blog about how my night went yesterday!it was my cousin, khamal, 21st birthday and i went to his chalet. i didnt plan to stay overnight cos i thought the whole place would be filled with his friends. but citra, (my closest cousin), was practically forcing me to stay. i really didnt want to at first and was thinking of valid reasons as to why i cant. like
"i have nothing to wear",
"i cant blade", (as they were planning to blade and what was i suppose to do? run and catch up??)
"no towel, no shampoo, no face wash,no panties"
none of those worked she was still forcing me and jus didnt stop pulling my hands.
so i pitied her and stayed. and i was so glad that the whole chalet was for us cousins only cos all of his friends went home.
they continued with their blading plan and i was forced (yes forced) to come along. they had a pair of extra blades so i tried.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. the first steps was extremely humiliating. my arms were around two people. left and right. i felt like a handicap walking instead of blading. haha.
then they slowly let me go and WALAAAA!
i was on my own for about 10 minutes. yes i did some cartoonish stunts. like there was a point of time i totally lost my balance and i was walking instead of gliding REALLY fast trying to reach the grass. imagine that. hahaha.
booooooooy. i didnt know it could make me SOOOO tired that after about 15 minutes my feet was experiencing a horrible pins and needles. it was more like cramps actually. i couldnt even walk. i literally sat in the middle of the pathway trying my best to get the blades out of my feet. my cousin came running to my rescue and he was like
"its okay. no need to open! come i'll carry you"
and i was like
"haha. very funny khamal."
and he said "i'm serious. come on ride on my back"
so i said
"okay if u insist. but i dont think this can happen for real though"
i jumped on his back and he started walking steadily.
i shouted at his ears "WHOAAAAAAAAAA! KHAMAL YOU CAN CARRY ME! WHOAAAAAAAAA! YOU CAN CARRY ME!"
i really couldnt believe it. someone could actually carry a heavyload like me?!
HAHAHAHAHA.
so once we reached the seats i opened it quickly and gave my feet a good rest. about 20 minutes later we started blading again and guess whattttttt. i was gliding for about half an hour all by myself!! wuuuuuhuuuuu.
i fell a few times tho. i fell like a superman flying in the air. arms streched, legs wide and sliding to the front. hahaha, and there was also a time when i hit my head, my elbow and my knees. thanks to the all the guards im wearing i escaped with only a few bruises.
so i guess, after living for 20 years not knowing how to blade, i officially can blade now. YEAH!
thanks to my loveliest cousins, citra, yaya, kak fifi and khamal. love you guys!
smiled at 2:20 PM
Friday, May 2, 2008
pardon me on this entry. im feeling SO mad right now. i jus have to let out whatever i wanna be out. i jus feel like cursing like never before.today was such a fucked up day i wish i didnt do anything but lay in bed.
my stomach is freaking huge i look like 5 months pregnant. i havent been able to let it out for two fucking days and its starting to hurt. its making me giddy and its damn uncomfortable. this really pisses me off.
i went to check out this fucking "part time home based job opportunity" after work and it turned out to be a fucking Multi Level Marketing piece of shit. i wasted 2 freaking hours looking at him showing me his business trips with all the big fucks that i dun know of and i dun even care about. I'm so fed up i wish this fucking MLM never exist to disturb my life. Heck la they make a lot of people rich. Im not fucking interested. it pisses me off big time.
i was on the phone with maria when i had to pee. she answered another call so i was put on hold. i peed and i put the phone on top of the toilet paper container. it fell and i tried to grab it. instead it went straight to the bowl. out of reflex action i dug my hand into the fucking toilet bowl with my pee still in it. once it was out i was fucking disgusted i washed my hands and my fucking phone. i spent like half an hour in the toilet trying to clean my hands, my phone, and dry it under the hand dryer. i totally wasted my time cos my fucking phone is now spoilt. oh yes this pisses me off. pisses me off biiiiiig time.
i was at khatib and i wanted to take out my wallet to tap my ezlink card. i opened my fucking bag and i accidentally opened the whole friggin bag and everything in it jus scattered on the floor. i had to collect it one by one like a fucking kid playing on the floor. my freaking perfume broke. im so pissed.
i was already walking at the zebra crossing when this fucking taxi jus dashed right infront of me. i stopped out of shock and i was about to continue walking when the car behind the taxi wanted to do the same thing. i stood right in front of the car and gave the driver a fucking sharp stare. he reversed his car and let me walk. fucking rude drivers. piss me off.
i was about to reach my block when this bunch of mat rep in a van stopped and wooed at me. they were makin loud noised like fucking hooligans "WOOOO" "WEEEEWEEEEET" . fuck. they messed with the wrong girl at the wrong time. i stared at them put both my hands on my waist. finally, some silence and they drove away. fuuuuuucking pissed me off.
ok everything's out. feel better. anyone wants to buy me a new phone?
smiled at 10:31 PM
Thursday, May 1, 2008
ola!okay i havent been blogging for quite some time... i missss blogging but ive been so god damn tired lately. i really dont know what is it that makes me so tired every single effing day.
anyways, today is a MUST for me to update. cos.... we went to celebrate faezah's and nini's bday! like finally. ahhaha. sorry honeys for the delay.. its sooooooo hard to find a day that we ALL can make it.
so the five of us went to jb. plan kinda cocked up at first cos things that we needed werent available. so we ended up shopping at city square and in the end chilled starbucks. hahaha. dat is SO lyk normal hanging out days. but its okay... cos the most important thing is that we were together!
so after that we made our way to hyatt hotel to have our dinner. we were trying so hard to get a cab that would allow us to take the five of us together. none of the drivers agreed so we had to split. i took with selet. faezah, nini and maria were in another.
i asked the driver to use the meter.
but he was like "no. its RM8."
then i was like.. "but the other cab say he will take only RM6 why u want to take RM8?"
then he said "then u go out and take the other cab la!"
ooooowwwwkay.........
so me and selet was like okay whatever.
it was only about 5 minutes drive.
once we reached maria eagerly asked "how much how much???"
and i told her "RM8"
she was like "SHIT...... ours was RM15!"
FUUXXXXXX?
freakin 5 minutes drive?? at RM15? thats about 7bucks!
thats like almost more than half more than what me and selet paid!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee teroknye.
DISHONEST DRIVER. takpa. biar dia. duit haram tu. TSK TSK TSK.
we took some pics at the hotel while waiting for dinner. pics will be published once dear nini upload it all up.
during dinner, we made nini and faezah wear a tiara througout. hahaha. cos they're special so they need to standout! the manager, and a few waitress and waitresses surprised birthday girls with a candled cake while we were eating.. they were soo sweet..
alamak kenapa sentence structure bertaboh ni. dahlah tanak cakap lagi.
whatever it is, to wrap up,
everything went great!
makan pon sampai boncet.
(hey, i think that rhymes..)
here are some pictures i manage to take from my phone:
smiled at 11:32 PM
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